he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i will never coherently bang her
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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