She said her name was "party"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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