You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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