Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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