So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
