My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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