He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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