You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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