Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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