Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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