Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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