Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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