using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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