I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They took my balls.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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