As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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