do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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