On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
