Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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