WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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