Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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