around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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