ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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