walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There r osticjed everywhere
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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