Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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