Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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