it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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