morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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