I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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