"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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