That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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