those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
