Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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