I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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