I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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