I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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