**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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