What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
