pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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