She said her name was "party"
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He better not be in your backpack
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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