There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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