well most of my day revolves around power hour
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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