can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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