I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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