i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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