I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
