he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We are two peas in an std pod
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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