the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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