I'm lost and stupid without you.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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