let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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