I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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