I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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