I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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