this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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