.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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