I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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