Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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