My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
