we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
