talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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