Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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