so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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